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Succession delivered some more quotable dialogue in its third season at HBO.

Since its debut, the series post-obit the Roy family unit has given viewers such gems as "you tin can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs" or patriarch Logan'due south (Brian Cox) favorite phrase of "f**k off," among many others. Season 3 has proven to be just every bit strong with familial tensions at an all-fourth dimension high.

Below, we're rounding up some of the best lines from Flavour 3 as we eagerly wait the arrival of Flavor 4.

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Episode ane

"No comment."

— Cousin Greg (Nicholas Braun) can't seem to help but repeat the common phrase as he and Kendall (Jeremy Potent) are bombarded past reporters after the explosive Season 2 printing briefing. It isn't necessarily the line that's so funny, but the serious fashion in which Greg delivers information technology.

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Episode 1

"I'one thousand gonna grind his f**kin' bones to brand my bread."

— Logan tells Kendall's assistant Jess (Juliana Canfield) over the phone. As far as threats go, Logan's never seemed more menacing than afterward Kendall'south attempt to take him down.

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Episode one

"Everything's high adventure if you're a p***y."

— Roman (Kieran Culkin) tells Shiv (Sarah Snook) when they talk over the risks Waystar faces following Kendall'south allegations against the company. While Logan wonders whether they should cooperate with the authorities, Shiv is reluctant to do annihilation but cooperate. Roman isn't on the aforementioned page as his sister.

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Episode 1

"Good meme-historic period."

— Greg tells Kendall when he asks most his electric current "cultural temperature" on social media. And although Greg does say "the negative stuff does tend to stick in the mind," he boosts Kendall'due south confidence with the "meme-age" mention.

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Episode 1

"This is like O.J. … I mean, except if O.J. never killed anyone."

— Greg exclaims this upon learning that Kendall's been denied admission to the Waystar building.

"Who said I never killed anyone?"

— Kendall responds, hinting at his Flavour 1 car blow that left a civilian dead.

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Episode 1

"Information technology'south war, f**k off!"

— Logan tells his Waystar squad as they organize their defense confronting Kendall's allegations.

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Episode 1

"Karl, if your hands are make clean, information technology'due south just because your whorehouse also does manicures."

— Logan tells Karl (David Rasche) after he suggests himself for the CEO position.

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Episode one

"On a dumb level, I'd like my Twitter to be off the hook."

— Kendall tells a pair of communication experts equally he strategizes his next moves.

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Episode one

"I'd lay you badly but I'd lay you gladly."

— Roman tells Gerri (J. Smith-Cameron) as they look for news regarding Waystar's next CEO in a hotel room.

"Can I remind you lot Roman, that so far as I'chiliad concerned, zip has ever happened betwixt us other than of a professional nature."

— Gerri responds to Roman, setting her boundaries with the loose cannon COO.

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Episode one

"Your friend doesn't like you boo-hoo, boo-hoo and dad wants to fire y'all woo-hoo, woo-hoo."

—Roman sings to Shiv later learning that Gerri has been named Waystar'south sitting CEO after his sister missed out on securing Lisa Arthur (Sanaa Lathan) for their legal squad.

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Episode 1

"We'll f**kin' beast 'em. We'll get full f**king beast!"

— Logan shouts in exasperation as the brewing Roy family civil state of war begins.

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Episode 2

"Logan is gonna fire a million poisonous spiders downwards your dickey."

— Tom (Matthew Macfadyen) says to Greg over the telephone as he tries to define where the nervous relative'south loyalties lay.

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Episode 2

"There he is, the footling man who started this big state of war."

— Shiv says to Kendall upon coming face-to-confront with her brother for the showtime time since he hurled allegations of wrongdoing towards their father and Waystar Royco.

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Episode 2

"The world is wobbling hither. Does no 1 sympathize what the f**grand is happening? I'yard losing juice."

— Logan yells at his team when they question what move he'd like to make next.

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Episode 2

"Oh, hither he comes, the attention whore."

— Roman to Kendall when he sees his blood brother for the first time since the big printing conference.

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Episode ii

"I just think if everyone's showing up to boxing in armor, then I experience kind of exposed hither in my loincloth."

— Greg tells his grandfather Ewan (James Cromwell) every bit he worries about getting the right legal counsel.

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Episode two

"I wanna offer you a ticket to the f**kin' escape pod."

— Kendall tells his siblings in hopes of swaying them to join his side of the brewing family unit battle.

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Episode 2

"Merely and so, who ends up male monarch irish potato?"

— Tom asks Shiv over the phone as she discusses the possibility of teaming upwardly with her siblings to take Logan down.

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Episode 3

"I'm just actually happy in my headspace, and I promise they're happy in theirs."

— Kendall tells a reporter over lunch regarding his relationship with his siblings.

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Episode 3

"It's a little, 'we go information technology already, stop moaning virtually the rapes.'"

— Shiv trashing Hugo'southward (Fisher Stevens) response to the company's employees and their possible concerns regarding the ongoing anarchy surrounding the allegations made by Kendall.

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Episode iii

"Y'all sold your ass for a scout?"

— Tom questions Greg subsequently learning the reason he's reluctant to employ the Waystar lawyers because Kendall's hooking him up with a absurd picket.

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Episode iii

"The game is 'skillful tweet, bad tweet.'"

— Kendall announces to his boyfriend limo riders on his style to a gala, asking them to both praise and roast him at the aforementioned time.

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Episode 3

"I'm not a suicide bomber."

— Kendall tells Shiv when she asks him to wait to enhance chaos until their upcoming shareholders' meeting.

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Episode 3

"…health, prophylactic, compliance, a few bad apples…"

— Logan tells Shiv near what might be in the papers Kendall is using equally ammo against the company.

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Episode 3

"Oh, f**1000 no, this will make him southward**t his pop-tarts."

— Roman's response to hearing employee-submitted questions and his dad's potential reaction to hearing them.

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Episode 3

"Bring him upwards in the dumbwaiter like a f**kin' hamburger."

— Logan's response to the news that Kendall's coming into the office through the freight elevators.

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Episode 3

"I would like som suck-suck on my dicky dick."

— Connor bluntly demands favors in return for Shiv'southward attempt to become her brothers' signature on a take-down letter against Kendall.

"Same, I'1000 feeling brutally unsucky-sucked."

— Roman adds in, mirroring Connor's metaphorical request.

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Episode iv

"Lilliputian Lord F**kleroy."

— Kendall announcing himself over a conference phone call line with the team at Waystar Royco.

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Episode iv

"Wokeahontas? Using a poor'south brow every bit a post-it, it'due south f**king killer. "

— Roman tells Gerri most a potentially damaging story from his and Kendall's youth which involved getting Kendall's initials tattooed on a homeless man's forehead.

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Episode iv

"What's it worth in terms of the me of it all?"

— Greg asks Logan what it's worth to him if he were to join his side and go joint counsel under Waystar's legal team.

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Episode 4

"Tell dad, meep meep."

— Kendall tells Logan'due south assistant over the phone as he explains why he started heading to Josh Aaronson's (Adrien Brody) business firm early.

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Episode iv

"F**kin' Rex Kong came out to dance for me. I'm honored."

— Josh thanks Kendall and Logan for meeting him to talk business.

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Episode 4

"I got deep into the prison blogs about toilet wine."

— Tom tells Shiv near the horrors that could await him during a potential prison house stint.

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Episode 4

"You tried to assassinate dad with the sun."

— Roman accuses Kendall of trying to harm their dad later Logan suffers from a weak spell on Josh's island.

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Episode v

"At that place he is, the Panic Meister cooking up his sweaty spaghetti."

— Kendall greets Frank over the telephone equally they discuss the shareholder meeting.

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Episode five

"So, the news is, tomorrow we're all gonna attempt to look for jobs in the same branch of Target."

— Roman updates his eldest brother Connor on the state of the Roy family and their precarious position with the shareholders.

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Episode 5

"How practise I know he'south not your meat boob?"

— Roman asks Sandi (Hope Davis) about her male parent's input and its validity considering his incapacitated state.

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Episode 5

"And just how bad will the burning exist?"

— Greg asks Kendall after his cousin informs him that he could be used as allurement if things at the shareholder meeting go due south.

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Episode 5

"We are a complicated coalition and Sandy's the angriest f**male monarch vegetable."

— Stewy (Arian Moayed) explains to Kendall when he calls to ask about the negotiations between Sandy and his family.

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Episode 5

"That is an imaginary cat. Now could you delight f**k off?"

— Roman explains ane of Logan'southward UTI induced delusions to Kendall.

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Episode 5

"I don't desire to exist your f**king incubator."

— Shiv tells Tom after he tries to convince her they should have a infant shortly, especially if he ends upwards going to jail.

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Episode v

"You're going to sue Greenpeace? I like your style, Greg."

— Tom tells Greg after learning he plans to sue the charity in response to his grandfather reallocating his inheritance to the charity.

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Episode 6

"And then, you're maxim the papers are bulls**t?"

—Kendall asks Lisa, after he learns the case confronting Logan isn't as strong equally he once idea.

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Episode 6

"Hey dude. Hope ur adept. Just checking in. Whatever update on the called-for?"

—a text from Greg to Kendall reads.

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Episode 6

"Some Guy with an undercut just chosen me 'soy boy.'"

—Cousin Greg says, observing the kind of demographic that's attending the Time to come Liberty Acme.

"Oh, don't worry, Greg. It's a nice condom space where you don't have to pretend to similar Hamilton."

—Tom tries reassuring his pal.

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Episode 6

"Aye, information technology's similar he's a cartoon bear and in that location'south ever a picnic hamper nearby."

—Roman acknowledges Vice President Boyer's (Reed Birney) habit of licking his lips.

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Episode half-dozen

"But wanted to let you know, new dad just dropped."

—Roman calls to tell Kendall about their mother's surprise engagement.

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Episode 6

"Well, you're tired. You'll experience better about that in the forenoon."

—Shiv tells Tom who continues to screw about his prison fears.

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Episode half-dozen

"Are you asking if you can hook your bauble of corporate wrongdoing on one of my branches, Greg?"

—Tom asks Greg who hopes his friend will take the fall for both of them and then he can evade prison time.

"I merely thought if information technology won't make much divergence to yous…"

—Greg tries to justify his big ask.

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Episode vi

"I similar Connor Roy."

—Connor says to his family, noting his preference for presidential candidate pick.

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Episode 6

"Finish being a dirty, little pixie whispering swastikas in dad's ear."

—Shiv tells Roman to stop pushing to back up a fascist-like presidential candidate.

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Episode 6

"I have of late decided not to tarry also much with hope."

—Tom tells Kendall who is trying to persuade him to change sides in the Roy family fight.

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Episode 7

"She's gonna give birth to dad'due south infant while we chant a satanic mass."

— Roman speculates about Logan's possible thing with Kerry (Zoe Winters).

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Episode vii

"Apologies, Greg. I may accept gotten a little carried abroad, merely I just popped around to say, no one is going to jail."

—Tom tells Greg afterward hearing that there volition be no jail time for those involved with cruises.

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Episode 7

"Did yous ask for mommy's permission for the use of squatch?"

—Roman asks Kendall after he walks through a tunnel that'south meant to resemble their mother's vagina.

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Episode vii

"Nosotros've got people in here picturing me jerking off. So, who'southward the existent winner?"

—Roman asks afterward seeing falsified headlines about his family unit in a display room at Kendall's party.

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Episode 7

"Oh man, what if McCartney tweets this?"

—Connor worries most the former Beatle seeing his embarrassing headline.

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Episode 7

"The Odin of codin'."

—Kendall gives Lukas Matsson (Alexander Skarsgard) an interesting nickname.

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Episode 7

"Privacy, pussy, pasta."

—A list of things Lukas claims he needs from Kendall's political party.

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Episode 7

"It simply feels like an a**hole's party."

—Kendall complains to his PR team after feeling the practiced vibes of his political party beginning to dissipate.

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Episode 7

"Dance of the sugar plumb failure."

—Roman takes a stab at Shiv after her dance flooring meltdown.

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Episode 8

"Well, no, I mean if you jump out on someone on the road in the middle of the nighttime, hitting them on the head and shout, 'I'm not ambushing you.' It's notwithstanding a f**king deadfall."

—Stewy clarifies that Waystar'southward secret acquisition of GoJo is seen as an ambush.

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Episode 8

"Don't open up Pandora's Box. There's simply more than dicks in there."

—Roman tells Gerri subsequently she asks him to stop sending her "dick pics."

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Episode 8

"So, what practice yous look me to survive on? Macaroni and memorial services?"

—Caroline (Harriet Walter) asks Roman after he questions her pick to get married.

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Episode 8

"Is there depth there?"

—Greg wonders if Comfry (Dasha Nekrasova) is his right lucifer.

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Episode eight

"Volition you make me the happiest human being slash most bulletproof candidate in the earth?"

—Connor proposes to a surprised Willa.

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Episode 8

"I should have had dogs."

—Caroline tells Shiv, suggesting that she would have been ameliorate off not having children.

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Episode eight

"Tin can nosotros be civil and not pull our guts out all over the table?"

—Logan asks Kendall over a tense dinner.

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Episode 8

"I'chiliad improve than you. You're, you know, I hate to say this because I love you, but you're kind of evil."

—Kendall tells Logan over dinner.

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Episode eight

"Sometimes I think, should I perhaps listen to the things you lot say direct in my confront when we're at our virtually intimate?"

—Tom wonders if he should accept Shiv'southward "I don't beloved you" annotate to center or not.

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Episode viii

"Well, we exercise publish a number of popular newspapers, so yes, son. We probably invented the f**king words."

—Logan confirming with Roman that he's enlightened of what the term "dick pics" means.

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Episode nine

"C'mon dick pickler, pay up."

—Shiv tells Roman to pay rent in Monopoly, referring to his "dick motion-picture show" debacle with Gerri.

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Episode 9

"Permit'southward go meet Hans Christian Anderf**g and see if he'south been telling us f**king fairytales."

—Logan asks Roman to bring together him for a trip to see Lukas Matsson and discuss the potential Waystar-GoJo merger.

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Episode 9

"You're kind of at the top of the pile. We'll practise me tomorrow."

—Roman says in response to Kendall's accusation that his siblings also demand interventions.

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Episode 9

"If Roman marries her, he'll invade France."

—Tom warns Greg that he needs to make his moves with 1 of the majestic guests at Caroline'southward wedding or run a risk losing her to Roman.

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Episode 9

"I have a beef with GreenPeace."

—Tom opens with an interesting conversation starter.

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Episode ix

"I'yard not a f**k-o-meter."

—Roman tells Shiv after she questions how many times their father swore during their meeting with Matsson.

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Episode 9

"Exit me here with all the feelings, thank you."

—Roman tells Shiv after she leaves him with a broken-down Kendall to take a telephone call.

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"Do you desire to make a deal with the devil?

—Tom asks Greg, propositioning him for a vague business deal.

"What am I gonna practice with a soul anyways? Souls are boring. Boo souls."

—Greg eagerly goes all-in on Tom's proposal.

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